Kansas Bride Jabbed Child Molester in the Mush

Because a no wedding shouldn’t be plain, we give you the story of a Kansas bride who managed to save the day by punching a plastered party-pooper in the mouth. The man was caught trying to molest two teenagers at the woman’s wedding.

Kansas Bride Said Man Punched a Wedding Attendee

According to the official police report, the rambunctious individual who nearly managed to crash a Kansas wedding is 25-year-old William Dickinson. The tale of Dickinson began earlier that day when he and another man, his coworker, met at the Best Western Hotel’s bar to have a couple of drinks before attending the grand event.

Dickinson’s coworker told the authorities that the man suggested that the upcoming wedding is a good opportunity to meet some members of the female persuasions. Once there, Dickinson, who was already plastered, made smutty remarks at some of the partygoers.

Things got out of hand when the man asked two teenage girls to dance with him. Apparently, sometime during the wedding, a 14-year-old girl saw Dickinson inappropriately touching the two girls and went to confront him.

At this point, probably dazed by alcohol, the man started believing that everyone was yelling at him and decided to leave the party. According to the man’s affidavit, upon leaving the party, the man was allegedly pushed from behind by one of the attendees.

At that point, the man became violent, turned around and punched the person who happened to be behind him which, incidentally was one of the teens’ fathers.

Seeing that the man was on the brink of ruining the most important event of her life, the Kansas bride went up to him and jabbed Dickinson right in the face. The man was later arrested and charged with child abuse, disorderly conduct, and fourth-degree sexual assault.

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