University of Texas law enforcement officers are currently on the lookout for a hipster student who debagged a woman on campus on Saturday morning. The entire incident was witnessed by several people and the incident posted on the UTPD Twitter account. Suspect is in his 20s and wearing thick hipster glasses.
Debagging People is a Serious Offense
Because pulling a wet willie or a wedgie is just too mainstream, a University of Texas student considered that it’s high time someone took the game to the next level. On Saturday morning, while walking near the 2300 block of Guadalupe Street, a woman has fallen prey to the vicious antics of a mad prankster who debagged her.
For those of you who are unaware of what debagging is, in the great book of pranks it is written that an individual walking out behind an unsuspecting individual and pulling his pants and underpants is called a debagger and the act he’s committing is a called debagging.
Now, it may seem to look like some harmless fun, but the authorities are not taking this event so lightly. To this end, the University of Texas Police Department has posted an online APB for the individual who perpetrated this prank.
Posted on the UTPD’s official Twitter account, the post encourages people with information to call the police department so that the fiend can be apprehended and brought to justice. According to eyewitness accounts, the individual is a white Caucasian male in his twenties and wearing hipster glasses.
Hipster Student Wanted – Dead or Alive
The hipster student has yet to be identified, but the UTPD will surely burn out the midnight oil so that all campus dwellers can once again enjoy a good night’s rest. If you have any information regarding the identity of the hipster student, you are asked to call the number 512 – 471 – 4441 and ask for extension 9.
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