Great News For All Apple Users

We’ve got some great news for all Apple users over the world. There is something magical happening in the company! For next year’s iPhone 7 you will be paying a fabulous, extraordinary, sublime price of an extra $100. It is amazing, isn’t it? Some of us have been literally dying looking for ways in which we can empty our pockets for nothing! And here it is: you will be forced to give extra cash for nothing. Who in the world is better at this type of scam than Apple?

You might be wondering: how is Apple doing it? How does this company manage to scam you so hard that you will pay extra money for things that you can find on the market with a $100 price reduction? It is very simple. Even though the wheel was invented thousands of years ago, Apple will put an extra layer on it and present it as the newest wheel to have been ever invented. Next year it is going to put an extra layer on the layer that it put on this year and so on.

So let’s get to the point. Why would you throw away $100 extra on your iPhone? Because Apple wants to make it thinner. In fact, they want to make the thinnest smart phone in the world. Ok, fair enough, but where are the extra $100 going? In the phone? Oh, not. They are going into the headphones that you will be using or the adaptor that you need to use for your most beloved headsets.

The 3.5mm jack that the iPhone currently has is limiting producers from creating the slimmest iPhone ever, so it needs to be removed, of course. But removing it means new headphones, new licensing, more money spent out of your pocket. It’s exciting, isn’t it? It’s fantastic! No? Anyone?

Of course it is not fantastic. The purpose of having an iPhone is to have a good experience which, by the way, is only provided by the iOS. Apple phones have literally failed to bring anything new to the table for years and things will not change now all of a sudden. Apple is just making things look nice, but if you wanted Siri to translate your voicemails into SMS texts, you could do that 5 years ago on another device.

This is the great news for all Apple users. Remember the 5C commercial with “you’ve never seen plastic done like this anywhere else?” Well you’ve never seen money wasted like this anywhere else.

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